Jokes: Balayya new series...

BALAYYA ROCKING AGAIN.........!

Jr.NTR: Babai, ivala Non-Veg thindamaa??? Balayya: Sure..
Jr.NTR: Mari em thindam babai...? Balayya: Fish thindamu ra... baaguntundi....
Jr. NTR: Vaddu.. babai... andulo mullu untayi...

Balayya: Parledu ra... cheppulu vesukuni thindam...

Jr.NTR: Nuvvu keka babai....
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Balayya attends interview for the railway Job:

Interview: What should be done to avoid the train accidents?

Balayya: Simple, Speed breaksni tracks meeds kattisthe saripothundi... 

Automaticga taggipothayi accidents.
 
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One more wonderful Joke:

Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakunda raavali... sarena?

Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada???
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  Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...

Do you know why???

Why??

Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries marks....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMS PAMPARU..." em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....????

Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri...
 
 
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Idi keka
 
One more New Joke:

Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...

Doctor: Stupid, ela dorukuthundi... adi naa signature ra JAFFA....
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  A friend of Balayya asks him a question:

Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu? Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu.... Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada??? Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...

Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:

Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu.. Jr.NTR:10
Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...  
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Magadheera style

Vaadi cinema release ayye vishayam prakruthi munde pasigaduthundi...

Theaterlo domalanni dooranga egiripothayi.....

Record dishaga vasthunna collections anni okkasariga aagipothayi...

vaadi moham manishila kaadu... maadipoyina masala vada laaga kanipisthundi

Athade....

Balayya BABU  
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  Balayya in the movie YE Maya CHESAVE

JESSI: Ne age entha?

BALAYYA: just 55

JESSI: Naku 22. Paravaledu, ma nanna adigithe thatha lanti vadivi ani chepestha

BALAYYA: I dont wanna be ur thatha jessi

JESSI: Nakuu akkarledu. Already oka thatha unadu saripoda naku

BALAYYA: Naku kuda oka manavaralu undi. Ippatnunchi prapanchamlo unna ammailu andaru na manavaralle, oka nuvvu thappa Jessi: Enduku

BaALAYYA: Adantha ippudu cheppalenu. Na cinema SIMHA lo chudu 
 
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Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...

Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....

Doctor fainted  
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balakrishna proposes a telangana girl in this way:

I love you,
I can do anything for you,
I can get the stars from sky for you,
I want you,
I can die for you,
I can't live without you
I want to marry you,
I can get anything in this world

Girl: Anna, manaki angrez raadu, zara telugu sepparaade...
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Brand New Joke:

Yamudu: Balayya, ivaltiki nee aayusshu chellinadi.. ninnu teesukunipovutake nenu vacchindi.. Nee aakhari korika emiti?

Balayya: Please okasari meeru naa cinemalu chudandi.....

Yamudu: Rascal, Idiot nenu neeku sketch vesthe nuvvu naake sketch vesthunnava?
 
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  Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself...

you know what was the question?

Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network

and the answer was an amazing one.....

Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......  
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Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.

Balayya: Ee shampoo entha? Shopkeeper: 110Rs
Balayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda? ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.

Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave????
 
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Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandi

shopkeeper:stock ledu

ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku