Jokes: Balakrishna with Tom Hanks

Our Tollywood shooting star Balayya is travelling in a flight and
happens
to get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesnt
know that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this -
NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)
Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do
NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA
Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
NBK: i am a great actor
Tom Hanks[feels a great punch]: says who
NBK: myself
Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i
won
a couple oscars also
NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards
Tom Hanks: i can see that
NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are Paul newman's only son
NBK: i am tenth son of NTR
Tom Hanks: who is NTR
NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be Paul
Newman,Robert De Niro or Al Pacino. can you name a movie of your
father's ?
NBK: superman
Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought Christopher reeves was
superman[Christopher Reeves did Hollywood's film SUPERMAN]
NBK: acting is in my blood
Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
NBK: my father was a great actor
Tom Hanks: youve said that before
NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work
NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this
Tom Hanks: what is it
NBK: its my latest movie Palanati Brhamanaidu.
Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about.show me o ne scene from this
movie.
[Balakrishna shows train scene]
NBK: Look i point with my fingure and the train stops and goes backward.
Tom Hanks:God how can this happen.
NBK:Thats wat i call creativity.
[Tom Hanks faints...and after some time he gets up]
Tom Hanks: ( turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different
seat please
NBK: (smiles and shakes head)
After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the same
flight and it ha ppens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn't
know that
its Tom Hanks
Their conversation goes like this:
Tom Hanks: I couldn't belive that guy was saying his father "NTR" was
the
greatest actor in the world.
Jr.NTR: Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao, NTR, is the greatest actor in the
world
and my babai (uncle) is next to him
Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?
Jr.NTR : I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.
Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR : NTR is my tata garu: it means he is my grand father. He is
always
with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....
Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an
actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn't talk to me his blessing are
always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ...
Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn't want to talk
anymore
about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)
ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with
Kournikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Sameera Reddy
Tom Hanks: Who is she?
JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I
cannot
explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I
never propose her to marry me.
Tom Honks: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
[Tom Hanks almost faints]
Jr.NTR:My tata and my babai ...........
Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his Tata Babai bhajana and asks):
what is your
name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......
Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next
stop
because the next available empty seat is besides none other than
Mr.Nandamuri
HARIKRISHNA
ENJOY GUYS... :PARTY::PARTY::PARTY:

Jokes: Chiru - Balayya conversation

Jokes: Balayya Hyper Talent

once balayya babu goes to chiru's house n asks him how he n his brother
got such fame.
he says "acting needs some brain n ur family lacks it!"

balayya says "how can u prove it?"

"oh its very simple"says chiru

He calls Pawan Kalyan over and asks him "Tell me Pawan Kalyan, who is the
child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother

 and is not your sister?"

"Ah,that's simple",says Pawan Kalyan, "it is me!"

"Well done Pawan Kalyan", says Chiranjeevi and BalaKrishna is very
impressed.

He returns to his home and wonders about the intelligence of the members
 of
 his Nandamuri Ppl . He calls in his favourite member Jr .NTR and asks:

 "Tell me Jr NTR , who is the child of your father and of your mother who

 is
 not your brother and is not your sister?"

 He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a
 bit further Babai ? May I let you know tomorrow? ".


 "Of course",says BalaKrishna, "You've got 24 hours."

 He goes away,thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Hari Krishna , Taraka
 ratna and others , but no-one knows the answer.Twenty
 hours later, Jr NTR is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to
 go.

 Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Nagarjuna Babai , he's clever,
 he'll know the answer.


 " He calls Nagarjuna. " Babai ",

 he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who
 is
 not your brother and is not your sister?"


 "Very simple",says Nagarjuna, "It's me!"

 "Wonderful!" says Jr NTR and hangs up.

 Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings

 BalaKrishna." Babai , I've got the answer!".

 "What is it?"

 "It's Nagarjuna ".

 "No, you idiot", says BalaKrishna,


 "It's Pawan Kalyan "

Jokes: Balayya and Jr.NTR phone tapped

Read this scene between Balakrishna and jr.ntr

Chinna( Jr. NTR) : Namasthe babai

( Balayya): Entra abbai kotha cinema theesavata

Chinna: Avunu ...ashok....manchi ki punche punch kee punche

Babai : Caption ekkado vinnattundi

Chinna: Neede koncham marcha...

Babai : Naa cinema guddu pettindi.... Needaina gattekkuthundi antava

Chinna : Flop ni choochi neneppudu bayapadanu Babai floppe nannnu choochiibayapaduthundi

Babai : Super dialog beta... A cinema lodi

Chinna : Nanna lahiri lahirilo cheppindhi konchem marcha.copy kottadam mana vamsaniki kotha kaadhuga.

Babai : Okasari thoda gottu chinnaChinna : Enduku babai

Babai : Appati nunchi doma karusthundi ra

Chinna : Enduku mana cinemalu gudlu peduthunnay... manake enduku ilajaruguthundi

Babai: Chesukunnavariki chesukunnantha mahadeva

Chinna : Identi babai cinema pera

Babai : Nee bondha......Avanni ardam aithe manam nandamuri varasulam elaavutham ra

Babai : Mee nanna malli cinema theesthunnadata

Chinna : Vaado diwane gadu.........Manake dikku ledu ..Vaani banda faceni evaru choostharu.ayana remuneration 2crores.dhantlo 1.99 crores makeup ke avuthundhanta.chillulanni nimpali kada.

Babai : Manavee banda face le kadara

Chinna : Avunanuko....Nuvvu retire ayipovachchu kada mari

Babai : Appude emaindi chinna.. telugu producers andarini adukkuthine laga cheyyaka pothe na
peru balayye kadu

Chinna: Aa pani neneppudo start chesa... Monne okadu hussain sagar lodukadu... kani bathiki poyadu .

Babai : Intiki pilichi kalchi parey

Chinna : Case avuthundemo

Babai : Nenu cheyale....thedalosthe care hospital undane undiga

Chinna : ee matram hint isthe chalu irragadeestha...  

Jokes: ballaya in pokiri

Balayya in pokiri




evadu toda kodite dimmadirigi train venakki veltundoo
vaade pundugaadu.. .

okkasaari toda kodite naa tode naa maata vindu...


Hospital scene

Ileana:Em chestuntaru miru,

balaiaha: mari anta gattiga adigite em cheptam. nuvvem anukuntunnav?

Ileana: Ante... age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tirugutu verri
chupulu chusukuntu tirige BANDODU anukunna....

balaiaha: correct manamadhe...

Ileana: kaligane unnav ga panikoche panulu cheyochu ga...

balaiaha: kali ga evadunnadu. dabbuliste emaina chesta...

Ileana: emaina ante?

balaiaha: ippudu flop cinemalu free ga chesanu kada mamuluga aithe dabbulu
tisukuni chesta...

Ileana: endukala?

balaiaha: ollu kovekki...

Ileana: ollu.........

balaiaha: vidu manisha leda pasuva ani alochistunnavuga.. kachitanga
manishaithe maatram khaadhu

With Villans:

Rowdy: Era.. nenu dabbulisthe .. vadiki flop ichina vadini..... ippudu
vadithone na daggaraku discussion vasthavaaa??
Bala yya: Naku evadina okatee... nuvvu dubbulu ivvu vediki flop ichi
vedini vesestha.........

Bala yya: Annayaa ee thokkalo discussion (producers meeting) ento naku
artham kavatam ledu.... motham 10 mandi vunnaru... thalo oka flop ishte
manam intiki vellipovachu.....
Rowdy:: enti ra flop ha enti ... ninna kaka monna vachi... ninna kaka
monna vachi........
Bala yya: eppudu vachama kadu annaya mukhyam flop padinda leda anedi
mukyam.

Lift Scene:

heroine-evarinina love chestunnara
balayya-ledu mari nuvvu
heroine -nacchinavallu inka dorakala
balayya-em kaavalenti
heroine-baaga act chestoo, baaga hits kodutoo, baaga
dance chestoo, chaala manchivadi vundali
balayya- chii nee.. okka quality kuda ledu.
Heroine: Meerem chesthuntaru
Bala yya: Todalu koduthu vuntanu
Heroine: Evarivi enti
Bala yya: Hehehehe Evadu dabbulu isthe vadivi...
Heroine: ivvakapotheno?
Bala yya: Naa todale charustha...
Heroine: Andukena mee todalu kondallaga vunnai....
Bala yya: Inthaku naa todalu nachaya neeku...
Heroine : Hmmmmm....

With Prakash Raj:

prakashraj:17th na nenu oka cinemaa teestunnanu andaru
aa cinema chusi chahchipovaali. ..chestaavaa
balayya:chestaanu ...ekkada shooting
praksrj:musi nadi pakkana open air lo shooting
balayya::mari pandulo(Pigs)...
praksrj:pandulaaaa?
balayya: pandulu chachipote
praksrj :chachipote chachipotai ade kada maaa concept
balayya:janaalni champamante champutaanu. .kani
pandulaki,barrelaki emi avvakudadu ade naa concept
praksrj:nuvu shooting cheyyakapote zooo ntr gaadu
chestaadu
balayya:aadini kudaa cheyyanivvanu

Jokes: Balayya Unique Poem

Uppu kappu rambu balayya bandaga undu.....

   Chooda chooda cinemaalu chettagaa undu....

   Cinemalandu balayya cinemaalu verayyaa....

   Viswadhabhi rama "okka magaadu" choodaku ra maama!!!

  

Jokes: If you do not know who is Balakrishna... ....

1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way. 

Jokes: Baaboy BAA!!(Some part in Telugul)

BREAKING NEWS: 

108 SERVICE will not available on April 22nd, Bcoz All d 108 Ambulances r kept near Balakrishna SIMHA Theatre :)

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 Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to by tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .

Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each 

Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.

Owner: Once they entered into theatre, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)

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 JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.

BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??

JR NTR: Battery low.....

BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)

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BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.

JR NTR. Bathikinda 

BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)

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 Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.

BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"

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NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA,  Der will be no moon :)

Jokes: Balayya Resume

Resume    Balakrishna Nandamuri                                                            


Email:   killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone: +910000000000

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Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.

Preofessio'nil' Experience:      

•          30 years in Telugu Industry.
•          Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
•          Side role- 1979(14 flops)
•          Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

Acting Skills:          

•                    Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu),
•                    Climbing Mt. Everest without any Help (Vijayendra varma),
•                    Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
•                    Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.

Expected CTC:    Min. 5 crores for each film

Achievements:   World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu

Project Details:
1.        Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2.        Climbing any mountain with hands.
3.        Pulling chair front and sending train back

Leadership Skills:

• Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

Special Attraction:
1.        Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also

2.        Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)

3.        Senseless talking in functions, interviews                                       

4.        Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)

Personal Details:

Name:       BalKrish N
Age   :       30yrs in Industry
Weight:      I Dont know Exactly(Machine Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".)
Sex:          Intrested
Hobbies:    I am Not a Man to have Hobbies


Conclusion:

Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,

"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".

Jokes: Rocking Balaya ---- Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1) After Tollywood T20match.

 

    jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?

    Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

 

 

2) jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.

    Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..

 

 

3) jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?

                College name enti Babay..?

    Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"

 

 

4) jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?

    Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...

 

 

 5) Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo  mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...

    Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

 

 

6) jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?

    Balaya:U U coffee ra.......

 

 

7) jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?

    Balaya: cheppanu Kani  i  2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...

 

 

8) jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu...?

    Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...

 

9)Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..

   Ntr: Enduku Babai...?

   Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

 

10) Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.

      Ntr: babay manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?

      Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

Jokes: Balayya new series...

BALAYYA ROCKING AGAIN.........!

Jr.NTR: Babai, ivala Non-Veg thindamaa??? Balayya: Sure..
Jr.NTR: Mari em thindam babai...? Balayya: Fish thindamu ra... baaguntundi....
Jr. NTR: Vaddu.. babai... andulo mullu untayi...

Balayya: Parledu ra... cheppulu vesukuni thindam...

Jr.NTR: Nuvvu keka babai....
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Balayya attends interview for the railway Job:

Interview: What should be done to avoid the train accidents?

Balayya: Simple, Speed breaksni tracks meeds kattisthe saripothundi... 

Automaticga taggipothayi accidents.
 
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One more wonderful Joke:

Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakunda raavali... sarena?

Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada???
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  Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...

Do you know why???

Why??

Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries marks....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMS PAMPARU..." em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....????

Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri...
 
 
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Idi keka
 
One more New Joke:

Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...

Doctor: Stupid, ela dorukuthundi... adi naa signature ra JAFFA....
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  A friend of Balayya asks him a question:

Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu? Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu.... Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada??? Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...

Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:

Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu.. Jr.NTR:10
Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...  
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Magadheera style

Vaadi cinema release ayye vishayam prakruthi munde pasigaduthundi...

Theaterlo domalanni dooranga egiripothayi.....

Record dishaga vasthunna collections anni okkasariga aagipothayi...

vaadi moham manishila kaadu... maadipoyina masala vada laaga kanipisthundi

Athade....

Balayya BABU  
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  Balayya in the movie YE Maya CHESAVE

JESSI: Ne age entha?

BALAYYA: just 55

JESSI: Naku 22. Paravaledu, ma nanna adigithe thatha lanti vadivi ani chepestha

BALAYYA: I dont wanna be ur thatha jessi

JESSI: Nakuu akkarledu. Already oka thatha unadu saripoda naku

BALAYYA: Naku kuda oka manavaralu undi. Ippatnunchi prapanchamlo unna ammailu andaru na manavaralle, oka nuvvu thappa Jessi: Enduku

BaALAYYA: Adantha ippudu cheppalenu. Na cinema SIMHA lo chudu 
 
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Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...

Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....

Doctor fainted  
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balakrishna proposes a telangana girl in this way:

I love you,
I can do anything for you,
I can get the stars from sky for you,
I want you,
I can die for you,
I can't live without you
I want to marry you,
I can get anything in this world

Girl: Anna, manaki angrez raadu, zara telugu sepparaade...
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Brand New Joke:

Yamudu: Balayya, ivaltiki nee aayusshu chellinadi.. ninnu teesukunipovutake nenu vacchindi.. Nee aakhari korika emiti?

Balayya: Please okasari meeru naa cinemalu chudandi.....

Yamudu: Rascal, Idiot nenu neeku sketch vesthe nuvvu naake sketch vesthunnava?
 
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  Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself...

you know what was the question?

Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network

and the answer was an amazing one.....

Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......  
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Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.

Balayya: Ee shampoo entha? Shopkeeper: 110Rs
Balayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda? ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.

Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave????
 
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Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandi

shopkeeper:stock ledu

ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku