Thursday, December 2, 2010

Jokes: Balayya Hyper Talent

once balayya babu goes to chiru's house n asks him how he n his brother
got such fame.
he says "acting needs some brain n ur family lacks it!"

balayya says "how can u prove it?"

"oh its very simple"says chiru

He calls Pawan Kalyan over and asks him "Tell me Pawan Kalyan, who is the
child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother

 and is not your sister?"

"Ah,that's simple",says Pawan Kalyan, "it is me!"

"Well done Pawan Kalyan", says Chiranjeevi and BalaKrishna is very
impressed.

He returns to his home and wonders about the intelligence of the members
 of
 his Nandamuri Ppl . He calls in his favourite member Jr .NTR and asks:

 "Tell me Jr NTR , who is the child of your father and of your mother who

 is
 not your brother and is not your sister?"

 He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a
 bit further Babai ? May I let you know tomorrow? ".


 "Of course",says BalaKrishna, "You've got 24 hours."

 He goes away,thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Hari Krishna , Taraka
 ratna and others , but no-one knows the answer.Twenty
 hours later, Jr NTR is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to
 go.

 Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Nagarjuna Babai , he's clever,
 he'll know the answer.


 " He calls Nagarjuna. " Babai ",

 he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who
 is
 not your brother and is not your sister?"


 "Very simple",says Nagarjuna, "It's me!"

 "Wonderful!" says Jr NTR and hangs up.

 Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings

 BalaKrishna." Babai , I've got the answer!".

 "What is it?"

 "It's Nagarjuna ".

 "No, you idiot", says BalaKrishna,


 "It's Pawan Kalyan "

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