Jokes: Balayya Resume

Resume    Balakrishna Nandamuri                                                            


Email:   killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone: +910000000000

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Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.

Preofessio'nil' Experience:      

•          30 years in Telugu Industry.
•          Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
•          Side role- 1979(14 flops)
•          Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

Acting Skills:          

•                    Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu),
•                    Climbing Mt. Everest without any Help (Vijayendra varma),
•                    Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
•                    Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.

Expected CTC:    Min. 5 crores for each film

Achievements:   World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu

Project Details:
1.        Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2.        Climbing any mountain with hands.
3.        Pulling chair front and sending train back

Leadership Skills:

• Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

Special Attraction:
1.        Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also

2.        Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)

3.        Senseless talking in functions, interviews                                       

4.        Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)

Personal Details:

Name:       BalKrish N
Age   :       30yrs in Industry
Weight:      I Dont know Exactly(Machine Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".)
Sex:          Intrested
Hobbies:    I am Not a Man to have Hobbies


Conclusion:

Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,

"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".